What was that? Oh you want to know what the name of this blog is about. Of course, I will be happy to explain.
I've always loved superheroes- reading comics and watching the cartoons. The live-action stuff wasn't so good at first when I was a kid. Spiderman was only able to shoot white rope from his wrists and move like a mime artist. Superman played by George Reeves on TV was middle-aged and already making excuses about why he couldn't do things like turn back time by zooming round the earth, like when he was younger. TV Batman was fun, but barking mad. Of course the Superman films changed everything. Despite some of the shortcomings of superhero portrayal that I witnessed, I still aspired to be like them. This began by building up my asthma-compromised body with exercise. I was lucky as the asthma left my body at around my mid teenage years. Then as I grew older and realised that I possessed scant social skills, I read books on the subject - body language, positive thinking etc. practicing what I had studied in the field. I learnt about integrity and tried to weave that into my daily life too. Nowadays I'm inspired by acts of heroism small and large in the real world. I still watch a lot of superhero stuff though. So that's the heroic bit.
Just having a break here. By the way, if you think I sound like a crap version of Charlie Brooker, then you're wrong because I started talking just before him, so he is actually a good, successful, witty version of ME! It's so annoying when you see people on TV doing good versions of what you do in everyday life and being well paid instead of doing a rubbish job. Remember all the funny faces and noises that Vic Reeves used to make on his big night out? Well I was making them when I was a kid, which was quite a while before he was on TV - my mum pointed that out.
Hands of wetness comes from two things:
Number 1. My life-long love of video games. I've played many a game and I'm sure you have too, until my sweaty hands can no longer grip the joystick/gamepad/paddle.
Number 2. is my complete impatience with practical tasks such as drying my hands. I get very cross after washing my hands when the drying process takes far too long. What usually happens is my half-assed attempt resulting in puddles of water on my laptop track pad or gamepad. I'm probably remembering a non-corporeal existence when I didn't have to deal with this tedious, repetitive, time-consuming twaddle! That is all.